Friend (who happens to be of the female gender): I'm going to be a sexy orange stormtrooper for halloween!
Me: Theres a name for a sexy orange stormtrooper: Samus Aran.
One to ticle your frontal cortex: Why do shampoos come in different colors, but the lather is always white?
(I cut 8th period the other day. The next day...)
Teacher: There's no reason you shouldn't have this sheet unles you weren't here yesterday. *looks at me* You were here yesterday.
Me: I was?
Teacher: Yeah.
Me: Okay, let's go with that!
Granpa Schnookums sez: Stop f***ing cursing.
History Teacher (the one in the other post that didn't notice the racial slur in my homework): If you have two or three homeworks missing, you will get this sheet that your parents must sign. (I only did about 2 homeworks, and to make things worse, my mom won't let me get a job if i have any homeworks missing.)
Me: *doesn't get a sheet, is ecstatic*
On my MP3 player: Cradle of Filth's Hurt and Virtue