Dear scientist dudes,

I recently came across an article on CNN.com in which you make the Earth-shattering discovery that men want hot women. You further proceed to blow my mind with shocking revelations, including, but not limited to, the following:

1. Men base their dating decisions mostly on physical attractiveness.
2. Men are much less choosy than women.
3. Women are aware of the importance of their own attractiveness to men.

As I slowly recovered from the intense burst of knowledge that your well-spent research dollars have produced, I began to think. Now, I'm not sure if you're aware, but I remember hearing about something a few years back. What was it again? I can't recall. Oh, yes. Cancer. There's this thing called cancer, and I hear it's pretty bad. Now, I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure some people would appreciate you guys finding a way to fix that. Do you think you could take some time off from unraveling the vast mystery surrounding common sense and get working on that whole disease problem? Thank you so much.

Your biggest fan,
The rest of mankind