I found this amusing. Ubisoft e-mailed me a $10 gift certificate to their online store for my birthday. Here's the text of the message:
Yeah, we know, you're supposed to actually put down the controller and celebrate your birthday with REAL people. Well, here are three reasons why that's totally overrated:
1. Game characters don't age. And if they die, you usually have some extra lives to spare.
2. Game characters don't embarrass you by taking you to public places and singing stupid songs.
3. You just got a discount on your next game from the Ubisoft Store.
While this free 10 bucks doesn't really make up for my recent Ubisoft customer service nightmare, the e-mail was mildly amusing. Thought I'd share.