You're familiar with Jay Leno's Headlines bit, right? Viewers send in newspaper articles with mistakes or funny juxtapositions, and everyone gets a nice laugh. You can even download them for free now on Xbox Live Marketplace. I was browsing CNN.com at work this morning and came across this headline (typed as originally written, in case CNN realizes their mistake and corrects the title before you read it): Toddler missing after flooding kills 5.

So tell me: Is the article about a toddler who goes missing because of a tragic flood? Or is it about a homicidal baby who kills five people after hiding out for a while? Read the headline again. There's no punctuation. A good editor should have caught that. Instead, I'm going straight to hell for laughing out loud at work about killer babies on the loose.

EDIT: Yep, looks like I'm a terrible person. CNN updated the article and if you search for it you'll find that my joke is now in pretty poor taste. So just don't read the article and pretend the headline still says what I wrote above. That way I won't be having Satan over for dinner quite so soon.