And now, in his own words, a tribute to one of the best video game characters ever created:

I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil! And then the bad men came. You are like brainless cats that are too dumb to know they are stupid! Stupid mustaches! Hairs like the dirty tail of a horse in a barn built by a farmer who is crazy! The beans hide in the dirts of this country like dirt-fish who like to eat dirt for dinner. The day comes soon when Fawful rises again, and then no baby's candy has safety!Fawful