********CAUTION............JOKE AHEAD................YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...........DON'T COMPLAIN LATER*************

1. A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
2. A beer won't expect you to cook dinner when you're not hungry.
3. A beer doesn't care if you go shopping.
4. A beer doesn't mind when your mother visits.
5. A beer does as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining. .
6. A beer won't tease you because you once liked N'sync.
7. You don't have to laugh at a beer's jokes.
8. A beer won't mind at all if you're not in the mood for beer.
9. If a beer had a sports car, it wouldn't love it more than you.
10. A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.
11. A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine.
12. A beer won't switch the TV channel.
13. A beer doesn't have to sleep with the windows open.
14. A beer doesn't snore.
15. A beer can't interrupt.
16. A beer doesn't care that you can't find your car's carburator.
17. A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.
18. A beer doesn't mind having pantyhose dry in the bathroom.
19. A beer doesn't care that you don't balance your checkbook.
20. A good beer is easy to find.
21. A beer doesn't have a mother.
22. A beer doesn't have friends who will drink your beer.
23. A beer wouldn't yell if you dented the car.
24. A beer won't get jealous if you enjoy another beer.
25. A beer won't care if you gain five pounds.
26. A beer will be there for anytime of the month.
27. A beer doesn't want children.
28. A beer doesn't think poetry is queer.
29. A beer isn't ready until you're ready.
30. If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer.
31. Hangovers go away.
32. A beer will never invite friends home for dinner without calling.
33. A beer's life does not revolve around the football.
34. A beer would never make fun of your new outfit.
35. A beer never needs a shave.
36. You don't have to let a beer win.
37. A beer doesn't care what toppings you get on the pizza.
38. Just because you have dinner with a beer doesn't mean you have to sleep with a beer too.
39. A beer is happy to go where ever you want to go.
40. A beer will never drink the last beer.
41. A beer will never take the newspaper apart before you've read it.
42. A beer is never temperamental.
43. A beer will never complain about your cooking.
44. A cold beer is a good beer.
45. A beer will never worry about losing its hair.
46. A big, fat beer is nice to have.
47. A beer won't steal the covers.
48. A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.
49. A beer doesn't belch. Or fart.
50. A beer can't pout.

**********END OF JOKE..................PLEASE WATCH YOUR STEP................... THANK YOU, COME AGAIN*****************

*drinks beer* cheers!!