I MISS MY OLD JOB SO MUCH!!! :cry:

Anyway, here is today's story: (taken from teh internets..but it does not change much from airport to airport)

A ramp agent was offloading baggage onto the baggage conveyor belt that takes them up to the carrousel in the main baggage claim area . This particular agent had been doing the same task for several years, but today a new twist would be added. As he was removing a bag from the cart it caught him in the face , pushing his head up and back into the edge of the cart.

The agent fell unconscious on to the conveyor belt and was carried up onto the carousel with the baggage. The agent actually came out of the shoot and slid down among the baggage, where he started to go around and around with the passengers bags.

After a few minutes of the agent going around in the carrousel a passenger grabbed the agent by the shoulders and started to shake him while yelling
"Is this all the baggage off flight 812"??

:lol: I tell ya.. there were times I just wanted to knock some of those passengers out cold or just tell them to STFU!!