How to impress a woman: ~VS~ How to impress a man
Read this column first *points down*

1.-compliment her ..................................................... 1.-Show up naked
2.-tease her ................................................................. 2.-Bring beer and snacks
3.-comfort her.................................................................that's it ..just those 2
4.-protect her..................................................................this is just filling up space
5.-hug her .......................................................................yeap.. damn formatting ugh!
6.-cuddle her .................................................................So.. how you doing?
7.-kiss her ......................................................................funny list huh?
8.-caress her.................................................................. tic-toc-tic-toc
9.-love her .......................................................................does this list ever end?
10.-hold her ....................................................................hm
11.-spend money on her .............................................O.o
12.-dine her ...................................................................la, la, lara, la
13.-buy things for her ...................................................woot woot!
14.-isten to her ..............................................................I'm hungry
15.-care for her .............................................................*numa dances*
16.-stand by her ...........................................................*eats cookie*
17.-support her .............................................................*waves*
18.-go to the ends of the earth for her ......................*falls sleep*

The randomness of this entry has blown me away :|

PS: *sigh* If you are unable to see the obvious joke here please dont comment :roll: