Don't be fooled by the angelical face and the small size.. this little creature might be small and actually being a toy breed will stay small.. this pooch ladies and gentleman has the personality of a freaking pitbull. She is a lean, mean, hand biting, barking, I need attention now machine.

Here I am getting ready to watch a movie.. popcorn in one hand & a glassfull of coke in the other. I sit on the floor in front of the TV and then out of nowhere she comes running and jumps on me and needless to say everything I was holding flew in all directions. well, after cleaning up the mess I return to the movie. Well, for some reason I got this crazy idea that I want to buy a motorcycle so I decide to watch Torque for inspiration (yeah I know, I could have watched something better but oh well) So after laughing at the bad jokes, cheesy dialog and impossible stunts I decide to watch the news...bad idea. The best way to go from happy to sad or angry is to watch the darn news.

Anyway, I was gonna talk about some controversial topics here such as the italians hating the U.S after the "incident" but I am sure they already killed the subject on the off-topic board..besides I've had it with political or religious threads..I refuse to get suspended again for speaking my mind damn it!!

Oh.. before I forget I am offering a reward of one family size cookie to anybody who can give me information to the whereabouts of the little punk who reported my last signature. I bet is was Dahv.. rofl.. you can run but you can't hide!!

And of course I am kidding about that (or am I??) :lol: