Yea, I've been playing the brawl like crazy, and evidently i'm not alone. Some 1.4 MILLION people picked up the game. I only have one problem... I HAVE NO FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!! Now when I say I have no friends, I mean no friends that play brawl. I tried to do a few online matches since I bought it, and have found that matches with anyone SUCK. I wait a good five minutes trying to find people online, and when I finally do, the lag is so bad I end up quiting after the first round! A few of my friends have the game, but their not really hardcore (in this case, the word hardcore means that they CANT FIND THEIR FRICKEN FRIEND CODE!!). Christ!! I mean that should be on the sobriety test!!!!!(insert Chris Farley scream here.) A warning to younger readers, this next sentence is not one of my stronger moments, please do not take this into consideration when judging me as a gamer and human being, READER DIGRESSION IS ADVISED. I'm about to go all e-harmony up in here, my Friend Code for Brawl is 3523-1745-5119, please give me a message with yours, I'M DESPERATE!!!!!!!!!!!!! So just go ahead and erase that last sentence from your memory, except for the 3523-1745-5119 part, remember that.

P.S. I watched Team America: World Police for the Katrillionth time before I posted this for those of you who got the reference to it I made.

I'm an admitted videogame addict. If I don't play every day, I'm reading about playing every day. Brawl came out yesterday, but I was feeling a bit under the weather (tired) so I didn't make the midnight release, but I did wait outside Gamestop for twenty minuets, so I think still lived up to my addiction. I saw online that they were having a special where they'll take off $40 if you trade in two games. I traded in my lamest games and found out that they were worth more the twenty a piece, so I got store credit instead of their offer and got Brawl for $1.99! I'm pretty proud of myself. and in case you haven't heard the game rocks! I might put up a review later, but that takes effort so....

P.S. I think my cat might be high. I was staining so wood in my basement on Sat. night, cause I have such a huge social life that I decided to give the ladies the night off and go painting instead. Anyway, It wreaked in there so I opened some windows, but by 10:30, the room still stunk. Not thinking, I put my cat down there as usual for the night. When I let him out the next morning, he seemed well enough, but as the day progressed, he started acting weird. Mind you, he is crazy, but today he seemed extra crazy. He never slept at all that day except once, but when he did it was on my keyboard he ran around my living room without provocation a few time and then walked causally back to his food bowl ate, and demanded to go outside, and when i say demanded, I mean swat at my controller when I was trying to play brawl. He wasn't acting very strange, but strange enough for me to wonder Is My Cat High?