N00B NEWS!

In today's N00B News, it has finally been revealed that a large group of Left 4 Dead fans are tards. Based on the fact, that as of August, over 40,000 gamers have signed an internet petition to boycott Left 4 Dead 2, because it's being released to soon. Even though Valve has already stated that no matter HOW many signatures have been achieved, they still won't change the release date, oooh, sorry tard gamers... And yet, people are still signing the stupid thing. Oh, silly silly tard gamers. I'll give them persistent, maybe even dedicated, but being a whiny brat about a games release date won't help anything. Would it be better if they delayed it for a year or two, a la Super Smash Bros. Brawl? No, you would cryand throw a fit. SO, the moral of the story, online petitions are never a good thing. Ever.