I give up.

I've stopped with unions. I don't ever visit them, and I keep getting mail from the union and it's clogging my inbox and I am totally done.

Please...no more union requests. Unless it's small enough for me to get to know everybody or you're my friend and you're trying to start a new one. And you won't globber me with mail.

Now continue on with your pathetic lives.

(I decided to get funky with my fonts today. And, you're lives aren't pathetic. Unless your the owner of a union that clogs my inbox with mail. /Then/ your lives are pathetic.)