So my Hazardous Waste Management course is getting hilarious. This is a homework question I was actually assigned and my answers:

6-6 What is wrong with the following statements:

(a) "OK, we'll do an audit program, but we can't give a copy of the audit report to the plants!" (The exclamation point made me laugh)

(b) "We don't need a spill plan. We don't have any spills!" (Again, loving the punctuation)

(c) "Well, how good did we do? What was my score?"

(d) "We send the solvent off to a recycler so they can reuse the hazardous waste. The sludge in the degreaser? Oh, that just goes in the dumpster."

My answers:

a. Give the copy to the plants

b. We need a spill plan

c. "Good" is incorrect grammar

d. Sludge should not go in the dumpster, especially since you recycle.

Love this cla$$