I'm going to be away for the next 8 weeks except for Fridays and some Saturdays. I work as a Lifeguard at a summer camp and do a LOT OF WORK. We have LBD's (Lost Bather Drills) where we sprint to the water and dive repeatedly until we find a pair of prosthetic legs attached to a 40 pound weight. We usually do one per week; today we did 3. One of them required us to sprint a quarter mile in a dead-on sprint. I hope that I never have to run that fast EVER AGAIN. My quarter mile and to the water time was about a minute fully-clothed. My boss ran it and got there in under 40 seconds. I'm tired.

On a positive note, the Pyro achievements for TF2 are most likely out by the time you read this.