Ugh, today was like the worst day of my life, ever. I was like o my gosh this day sucked. It started at the morning when I went to school. I was too busy pwning some noobs on Killzone 2 when I said to myself geez school sucks. I'll stay home. So I got a phone call and answered it. It was my principal and he was all rawr why aren't you in schoolz. And I was like whatever you can't tell me what to do. So he got all huffy and puffy and yelled and was all rawr you're not helping society and stuff. But I was too busy pwning some more noobs on like Killzone. After he yelled some more I was like whatever I'm coming and stuff. So I like went to school and went to math class and it sucked. We do stuff like hieperboales and loguritheams and stuff and I'm like whatever. The teacher comes and says Ehsan do this problem on the board and I'm all I don't feel like it. He got all huffy and puffy and yelled so I'm like whatever you're not the president and stuff to tell me what to do.

After yelling some morez I got sent out cuz he said that I'm not contributing to society and stuff and I was like whatever. So the principal waz all rawr you're being bad and stuff and was all whatever youre not the president and stuff. So he got all huffy and puffy and yelled some more. I got bored so I started to listen to mah muzicz on my ipod cuz lil waeiyn is like the bombz and the principal was all rawr give me the ipod you triouoble maker and stuff so I was all whatever youre not the preseident and he got all huffy and puffy and waz all rawrs give me the ipod and stuff. I threw it at him and got allz suspended and stuffs. I went home and waz all pwning some noobs on killzone 2 again and my girlfriend comez and is all Ehsan, what are your doingz you said we were supposed to spend time at the parkz and I waz all whatever im too busy pwning noobs and go buy me some more vidyogaemez so she got all huffy and puffy and waz all rawrs your so insensitives and stuff and I waz all whateva Im pwning noobs and so she gets huffy and puffy and like sais I need to work on my attitudez and I was like whateva and was all owning more noobs. So she leaves and stuff and waz all huffy and puffy.

So I getz hunigries and wantz some food and I go to the fridge and no food is there and im all aw man. So I goez to macdoanolds and oderz some foodz and the cashladiez is all that's like 4 bucks yo and im all I have like 1 dollar and fifty and she waz all no cashes no mealz and im all madz and throwz the foodz at herz and she getz all huffy and puffy and kickz me out. so I go to a boagor kingz and like 5 buckz in my walleeet and I waz all eatinz and stuffz but I got mad cuz they put pickeelz in my burgerz and I waz all dude I hate pickelz and he waz all sir keep it wuietz and ill help yuou and I wasz all youre not the president and get madz and stuff. So he getz huffy and puffy and kicks me out sayingz all rawr yoaore not contributiinz to societies.

So I go on myspace and stuff and show my coolness off and then one my my friendzcomes and is all like yoez you said we meetz in the theaters in like tonight and im all whatever youre not the president and stuff and he gets all huffy and puffy and he leafes and stuffz and im all whateverz im gonnaz pwnz some noobs on killzonez and stuffz and go plaiz killzonez.

So im all sittinz pwning noobs and stuffz and stuff.

Ehsan the uberpwnerz outz….

[spoiler] APRIL FOOLZ. If you got all huffy and puffy from anger free feel to send a complaint [/spoiler]