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My Favorite NBA Players Tribute

Its Time for me to finallly put out a Tribute to my Favorite Players in the NBA.

1. We All know Who is Number one. Best Player in the NBA. And if it wasn't for a back injury would be dominating like he was in 2002. T-Mac is a 2 time scoring Champ and won most improved player and got snubbed out of ASG MV THis year. He is Av. 24 PPG with a Broke Back Who the hell can do That. THE ONE AND ONLY TRACY McGRADY

 

2. Goes to his cousin VC Rookie of the year in 97 New jersey nets Member and has a long list of victioms he dunked on



3. Gerald Green is an Excellent Dunker, Staright outta high school and an excellect shooter real explosive compared to T-Mac Automatically put him in here. Weird thing he only has 9 fingers.

 

4. Can Someone ay the White Reggie Miller, Mike miller is a dead eye from the three point line and if he comes to Houston He will break the 3 point record. This year he had a Triple Double and a 41 point game off the bench!



5. Place its a Tie for Me. As a rockets Fan I saw a 40 year old man Pull Down 18 rebounds this year, Mutumbo is one of the best sdefesive players of all time. Other Vote goes to Yao Ming, after his recent surgery he has had Many Double Duble games and he is Av. 22 and 10 for the season






Here is my life story: Girls = ????

2 Weeks ago I Posted a topic about my GF Breaking up with me and she didn't give me a reason why. 4 Days later, She gave me a reason why, Said she was goin through alot of Stuff. I heard some crazy rumors b4 she told me. So She called me, We had a long talk and straightened Everything out. Rumors flyin around said I was mad, Had another girl, Cheting etc., With her dissin my cousin, pregnant, another BF. All turned to be false. So on the Phone She said She loves me so damn much. She says she might move school, and if she dont she is gonna brak down and cry in front of anyone and gonna need serious help. I told her to chill out, breathe, and read her Bible before she go to sleep. So After school we still hang out with her friends and her "sister." Her sister dont really like me and piss me off too Damn much. So After school one of my friends said she finna hit me in my ****. My ex said "dont hit him." And Her sister said why you defending his ugly self. So I went off on her and Dissed the **** outta her. Talking about her monkey face and the fact she smells like a thing that came out the Zoo and Her FAce looks like something I just dropped in the toilet. I even said I could see why you dont look like her Parents. Called her an Orphan Baby, Wearing 35 cent slippers to school. And when her Folks came I told her to **** off and Get out. My ex asked me: What I did that for? I told her your damn Caveman sister pissed me off too Damn much.

Chapter II

THen THere is this other girl I like who has been showin major symphaty for me since she heard about the breakup and she has been all up on me. She is my longtime friend. I like her and she looks better but then I think more of the fun times I had wit my ex, and I still do care about her. I dont know what to do.

You have got to be kiddin me

First off happy Thanksgivin everyone. Earlier today I was on my phone with my gf, we talked for about a half hour. Then my cousin got ahold of the phone and called her back, and she told her: "Look if you have any problems with him (refering to me) Just give me a holla she left her da number and everything. I saw her at the store yesterday at the store and introduced her to my other two cousins, and I pointed out my favorite cousin. LAter on in the night I called her back and my cousin took the phone and asked her, if she went to her elementary school. Turns out she did. She asked her if  she was in her 4th grade class, turns out she was. Now theyy know each other. All I know is that she better not get in the way

Eddie We All will miss you

Man everyone in my school knows about Eddie Gurreros Death its affecting the world. Well I dont got a lot to say but Eddie. We all will miss you. This is almost as bad as 9/11.

I'ma get his shirt whenever I get $20 on my Credit Card

it looks like dis:

If you see a red X. IT WASNT MY FAULT


Its about to be a What? GIRLFIGHT!!!!!!!!!

Well technecally it already happened. My best friend was coming out after school all pissed off. I asked her WTF is wrong with you she came out and said I'm gonna whoop her ass, and then my other friend came and she asked Whats up? I told her I dunno. I didn't even afford to ask her. Then I bring out somea my Home B's and tell them its about to be a fight. I go there and see her yellin at someone then the crowd started to gather, but her freind and her brother held her back. Then we all said it wasn't worth it, but She called her out. Then we all said OK now get her ass. Then she Charged at her like a mad woman. Now Let me tell you girl is the female Shaq ans Lets compare my freind to Allen Iverson. MISMATCH right. Wrong. Little girl whooped big gilrs ass.

No Weave was pulled though.

Oh yeah and hen security was carryin her out She got away again but we caught her.


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Uhh damn another freak.

  I had to take that girl and her sister across the street on a trip to Orlando. So our bus got off to eat and so her mom asked me to walk her two kids to the restraunt. Knowin I was sleep in the back of the mother****in bus sleep. So I got up and got in front of them and went into the restraunt. Went to the restraunt and lemme tell you that was the ****. Best Ruby Tuesda's ever. TV's Turned to Football everywhere, that place prolly like 250 TV's. FLAT SCREEN! It as real nice. So then we all sat down at he bar and she ordered her food and hersister left so. Here we go she just started hittin me like she was dumb. I said you havin fun, you take a lot o happiness in hittin me huh? So she said I cant stand you. I said You cant stand me but you were writin me letters 2 weeks ago. She said what letter, I explained, she said: oh you wasn't supposed to get that. So I said OK, That letter was everything about mean you had my cousin put in the car put i wasn't supposed to read it. HMMMM. So I just foucused of football and I saw Texas whoop Baylor's ass 62-0. o then I start laughin. She said what you laughin about, I lied and said Oh just that you went out with the ugliest MOFO in the world. And he got a BIG ASS HEAD! His Head has a radius of the circumference of TH Biggest **** ive eva seen. She said dont talk about that boy like that. I said I dont got no beef with him, I JUST HATE HIS MOM! I said his momma got DSL. I said you know what that is? She said no, So I told her its **** suckin lips. she started laughin, but then she said aint that a compliment? She said wont you like someone say you have a ***** lickin tounge. I said no. She said She'll take it as a compliment id someone said she had DSL. She asked: do I look like I have that?" I said No, She said not yet. THen her mom came.

Yo she is a nasty girl, a loose ass girl

Well I finally restrained myself from hittin a girl

Lets make this short and sweet. I went to church today, there was some boy there and I swear I thought he was a bi. So afta church, we (tha teens) picked up the books and took it to tha back of the church. So This girl came up to me and said, dont act crazy cuz we got a bi in this church. I said Wait say that again, I thought you said That.......She said yeah. So I look all confused and said, yo as long as he/she stays away from me. She said thats not right, we are in church you shoul accpet everyone. I said everyone but him. She said I think you're one. I turned around and said what did you say? She Repeatd. 5 Seconds later, you wont beleive how close my hand was to her face. But I just barely Brought my hand back. Oh yeah and that girl who likes me looks like she was about to do something, but I cut her off. So She got lucky today. Its a new me. I hope

Well count the other one outta the picture

Well she is a completley different person when her brother's around. She had me runnin like I was a crazy mutha****. I mean jeez. She takes my hat and runs around he whole school with it. Whenever I catch her she just yells out, Rape! Oh yeah and I almost got caught today. Janitor came runnin down the hall, Said Who? So we both took off. I'll still think of her as my friend though, now the other one (one who told me meet her on Sat @ church) My cuz ges to her school and told me the secret that she has a crush on me. The younger one, hope she's not too young.

Well...My day

I hang around with two girls after school.and sometimes they're freinds. Today The First thing she tol me was she is single again. now she is like my best friend so she tells me everything. So oay she was more loose than she was with her B/f. She aint scared to touch me no more. So we had a fun time hangin out afta school. So my ride comes, I see a note in my seat, said she come meet me at church on Saturday. I know she likes me. Yo she tried to give me a lapdance in church. Look right as she was about to start I said: "LOOK there's JESUS!'' We all busted out laughing. But I dont know. Maybe on who maks the first move, they both go to different scools. The one my age is at my school. The other one I see is after school. so who?
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