... and I would, if I didn't get suspended for 3-7 days every time I opened my trap. I really try not to get into it on the forums, but if you clown a fanboy, expect them to pore over your post history and find reportable offenses from months ago.

Let's do an experiment and see how long it takes me to get back to level 16. It is currently August 7th, 2008. I will check back in a while and do a progress report.

Call of Duty is amazing.

Single-player campaign: Amazing.

Multiplayer Online: Amazing.

See? Amazing. A++

In a nutshell, the SP is like playing through the roughest parts of every modern war movie ever made. Epic is the word for it. The enemies are endless, they are aggressive, and they love to throw grenades at you. You have plenty of toys to play with and the gameplay switches up once in a while. The scripted nature of it keeps it going at a breakneck pace. The dialogue is good, the production values are through the roof, and above all, the game is really fun.

The online is basically Counter-Strike on steroids with a lot more polish, better modes, and a totally awesome levelling system, complete with unlockables.

Look for my full review soon.