This one takes place in the star wars world.  Darth Vader just told the emperor that they blew up the death star:

"oh, we'll just rebuild it huh? yeah, real fuking original, and whos gonna give me a loan jack-hole?  YOU? You got an ATM on that torso light-bright of yours?!  Now get your 7 foot 2 asthmatic ass back here, or im gonna tell everyone what a whiny bich you were about "padamame" or "panda-bear" or whatever the hell her name is"

these are the only things that cheer me up after my gears of war problems...

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