Alright, so here is the set up- there is a red headed, freckle faced hall monitor and he tells Cartman that he has to go to the Principals Office, here is how he responds:

"Oh suck my balls you Ginger, Jew Rat, Hall Monitor, Punkass Stoolie, who the F**k do you think you are?"

Hall Monitor-"Im just doing my job!"

"Blah, blah, blah, blah, BLAH! You know why your a hallway monitor? Because you dont have any freinds.  You should kill yourself....YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF!"

That made me LOL so hard!

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