things i learned from Supernatural
by firecracker666 on Comments
I was watching cheaper by the dozen the other day and then stupidly watched an episode of season 4 of smallville. Let me tell ya, Jared Padelecki and Tom Welling in the same scene and then Jensen Ackles and Tom Welling in several of the same scenes - it was almost too much for me to handle. But anyway....not the point of this blog. Just to feed my Supernatural obsession even more heres another post borrowed from the message boards.... Things I learned from Supernatural: 1. Always carry a rifle loaded with rock salt. 2. If your Car starts and the keys are in your pocket. RUN!!!! 3. Don’t cheat on your wife if she’s wearing white. 4. When in doubt, shoot Casper in the face. 5. A 45' is good enough against the thing in your closet. 6. Always carry a paper clip. It helps you break out of handcuffs. 7. Don't go off into the woods alone cause a wendigo may eat you. 8. When hunting things, try to remember they might hunt you back. 9. Always bring M&M's 10. Don't lock your bathroom door when the only person in your house is your seven year old son and something has been drowning people. 11. If you're going to kill someone, salt and burn the body, don't just drown it in a lake. 12. CRISTO....just checking. 13. If you say "Bloody Mary" 3 times invest in a blind fold. 14. If you see your sibling's eyes glow, you're in trouble. 15. When you see a bug, be afraid. Be very afraid. 16. If you see something in your closet -you’re not hallucinating. 17. If a little toy monkey suddenly starts clanging the cymbals, under no circumstances stick your arm down the garbage disposal. In fact, don't put any part of you're body in the garbage disposal. 18. Never leave your children unattended near a refrigerator. 19.That noise..it's not rats. 20. Give your brother an unloaded gun in case he's possessed by an angry spirit. 21. If you're someplace haunted and your flashlight goes out, it's not because of the batteries. 22. If someone says a place is haunted, DON'T GO IN! Never stop in a town that’s famous for its apple pie. OR 23. Don't eat the apple pie. 24. You didn't imagine it, the scarecrow was looking back at you. 25. If all else fails: steal a car! 26. Being sacrificed is classier than being killed. 27. water and electricity don’t mix (but we knew that) 28. remember...always fear the reaper 29. No matter how much you yell at the TV, someone will always go someplace haunted alone and get killed. 30. America really is the most dangerous place in the entire world (especially the small towns!) 31. If you dismiss someone by saying "Eat me," make sure that they won't actually take you up on your offer. 32. Never go into a room that has only one exit.