People keep telling me too much tv is bad but I have to disagree. Tv is very educational. I've learned alot....

The pregnant woman will always go into labour at the worst possible moment such as in the middle of a natural disaster, while being held hostage in the middle of a bank heist or while stuck in an elevator.

There will always be a puddle of water nearby to step in while doing anything with electricity.

People usually die right after you tell them your deepest, darkest secret.

The people closest to you - the ones you love and trust the most- are likely to be the first to die or are working for/with your enemy.

People in TV land really are that stupid. (take the residents of Smallville for example. The number of times Clark has saved them from a meteor freak or done something wierd and not been able to explain it and they still havent worked out there is something a bit different about him?

If you need to use your superpowers or do something you might not want others to see - dont worry. They will be conveniently unconsious on the floor.

....More to come later. Maybe. If I think of more....