We all knew this was coming. So here it is: my Playstation 3 VS Xbox 360 blog. Although it won't be comparing the consoles. Instead, I'm going to quote fanboys from YouTube and PSN and make their opinions seem like downright retardation. First quote:

"Every game on the 360 has better graphics then Killzone 2."

Are you stupid?! Are you fat? Killzone 2's graphics resembles CGI animation. CGI beats every other graphics engine on the market. That includes the Halo engine.

"Metal Gear Solid 4 is more of a movie then game."

I admit, the cut scenes in MGS4 could have been cut short a little, but they keep you on the edge of your seat and a truly unique. The game has amazing combat, stealth, and firefight systems. The graphics are also top notch to boot.

"You can only get good graphics on the PS3 if you have a flat screen HD TV."

Are you drunk or something? Here at my dorm, we can't fit giant TVs in our rooms. Maybe Michael can sense he rents a house down the block, but I can't. My TV isn't small, but it isn't big. It isn't HD either. But I play Killzone 2 on that thing and I'm still blown away.

"Every game in the Halo series is epic."

You need to stop taping a picture of Master Chief over your eyes when you sleep. In my opinion, Halo 3 and Halo Wars are kind of overrated. They got so much hype from Halo 1 and 2 that everyone thought they would be epic. Let's get one thing straight here: Halo Wars SUCKS!! I forced myself to borrow the PC version from Michael and it sucks ass! Halo 3 is also overhyped. The story isn't all that, the online can take a while to get into the grove with, and the graphics aren't as next-gen as Xbots claim they are.

"Xbox live is better than PSN cause it has more users."

I think someone put a funnel in your mouth while you were sleeping and dumped some wine in it. Because PSN has more users now. Why? BECAUSE IT'S FREE! You can get the same stuff that Live has on PSN for a whole lot less! This is why only half of Xbox owners have Live.

"PS3 is the gayest thing I've ever played."

ARE YOU ****ING MENTAL!?!? Calling a console gay is like calling your mop a cheater because it helped clean your ex's kitchen. Now that's the gayest thing ever. I personally think the word gay is the worst comeback in history. Why? Because it's so overused! It is possible to use a reverse psychological comeback on this though. It can also mean the PS3 is the happiest thing they've ever played. But it still doesn't sound right.

Thank you for reading. Remember, we have a clan match today at 5 PM, so grab some popcorn and watch the madness! Oh, and you guys should try my new LBL lvl called, "Killzone 2: Surviving the nuke."

That's all folks! Bugs bunny, take us away!