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This is the worst movie I have seen in a while. I just started to watch it last night and was not impressed at all. I actually turned it off because I was about to cry it was so bad. I am going to tell you why and what happened. So as far as I got in this movie there is some preganant woman walking by a man eating a carrot. A man crashes his car as he is trying to chase her. She is walking and he is driving and he is catching up. So this guy pulls out a gun as he is standing in front of the alley he is about to go into, I guess just to make sure the man with the carrot sees how tough he is. So the carrot man decides to go and help the girl. So the dude with the gun is about to shoot her and she pulls out a gun shoots and misses. He is going to kill her but the carrot man throws a carrot in his mouth then goes up to him and punches him in the carrot and it goes out the back of the head and kills him. The carrot guy grabs her gun and the clips and loads it because a swarm of bad guys are comming to kill her, they are actually after the baby. So as he fights off all the bad guys he sees he needs to get to the other side of the room. He shoots a oil tank and runs and slides into it and slides all the way to the other side. Now the girl is going into labor and he delivers it while fighting of the bad guys. Then to cut the cord he shoots it. He carries the girl up the stairs to get away but she gets shot with her t*t hanging out. The carrot man starts to jump from one building to the next through windows, with the baby. He gets away. He decides to get a hooker to take care of the baby but she says NO. So he puts his sock on the baby's head as a hat and leave it on a big spin in the park. You know the big round platforms that you spin on and hold on to the bars. A lady notices the baby there and goes to get it but she is shot. The baby is next, to get SNIPED like the woman. The carrot guy has to run back to get the baby and to make it hard to snipe the baby he shoots the bars on the big spin so it would start to spin.

Then I turned it off to throw up on the dvd.