Transformer movie fails hard.
Look if you are a fanboy and you like this movie you lose. This movie got me so pumped up but it totally fails to bring transformers to life. I grew up on transformers AND GOBOTS. This movie ate up all of the transformers and spit them out. One of the best parts of transformers is the sound they make when they transform, what happened? They way they transform, it takes 10 minuites to fully transform and they move in totally awkward ways. Look the origional transformers tramsformer quick and visually it was amazing. These new ones are so complex you cant tell what is what. It is so boring to look at a bunch of mumbo jumbo transformation and un recognizible robots. Also the movie star aspect ot bumble bee. They killed him. First he is not a bumble bee he is a muscle car, a beat up one. Then to make him look glamorous he does some cool stunt and a good make up job after he is dissed for being ugly, by a smoking hot chick. Stupid crap. They puked up a stupid soundblaster which was one of the coolest transformers and turned him into a little ferret. The tapes were little not the radio, he was a bad @$$ beast not a little rat. Besides he gets his @$$ kicked by a smoking hot chick with a saws-all. All of this while the other robots dont get touched by military fire. There are only a few moments where you are like "hell yeah" But for the most part you gag. The characters are terrible. There are so many terrible actors and characters. The movie sucks @$$.
GO GOBOTS the origional robot in disguise. they dont touch the transformers though.
This is a french flick. It is a dark kids movie that is not for kids. The concept to the movie is kids are bieng kidnapped by the cyclops, not actually a cyclops, by these weird dudes that have been given sight by a crazy cult and have sensitive hearing. It all starts when the boss of the strong man at the carnival is killed when trying to stop the local little kid theives that pick pocket the crowds for the octopuss, not a octopuss. As he does this his little brother gets kidnapped. So he needs to get him back. This is how it starts but then it just gets wierder and wierder. Another big part in the flick is a mad doctor that buys these kids of the cult that is the black market. He uses these kids to do weird experiments to get something from their dreams the doctor is unable to have. I really cant tell you much because the story is just so cool I dont want to spoil it. The doctors also has a brain in a tank that talks through a speaker and is very intelligent, watch to figure out what this is all about. There is still more to put into this little preview but I wont because if you like strange dark fun stuff you will fall in love with this movie.