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Blog is still dead...

But take a glance at my User page on Uncyclopedia: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Flipwits In case you don't know, Uncyclopedia is a fake version of Wikipedia, with satire and humorous articles... I've written quite a few articles already, and you may want to check them out. Yes, the old ones definitely suck in comparison to the newer ones... So, read the ones at the bottom of the list.

--shoots blog dead (again)--

in case the lack of posts in, oh, let's say... over half a year didn't show anything, this blog is pretty much dead. why? i'm lazy and if you care enough to ask what's new, just go and do it. i don't like talking directly to my computer that much. besides, blogs are basically just diaries without the unicorn pictures on the cover. -_o...... so, blog = dead.

like finding a needle in your foot...

ok, not all that much of interest has happened recently, but yesterday, i was crossing the living room and suddenly felt a sharp pain in my right foot (the one the toe thing happened to). Jammed into it, through my sock, was something larger than a needle but not large enough to be a nail. i still dont know what it is, but it hurt. a lot. so, i pulled it out, and it stopped hurting after a while. why am i even saying this? my pain can often be funny. whether it be falling face down on a treadmill going 20 miles per hour or suddenly braking on an icy hill while cross-country skiing because of a patch of ice, causing me to roll head over heels all the way down (cross-country skiis dont snap off like downhill ones, so... yeah... pain). full stories upon request, by the way. anyways, i have interesting accidents and such which are somewhat funny, and because i may not remember them years later, why not post them?

yipee!!! wii for mii!!

woot! i gotz a wii today! not much posting for me now. off to play it. but sadly, i havent been able to at all yet, thanks to damneningly large amounts of homework (or so they seem like, especially today).

no wii for mii (yet). :(

yeah, i wanted to get a wii at launch, but they were gone. everywhere. even the rural areas of wisconsin we passed today... i was able to get a copy of twilight princess and a secondary wiimote, though. so, i dont have to worry about that when i get the wii.

wisconsin dells and racoon girls.

im guessing that now that harvest_moon is gone, no one is reading this, but ill keep posting, so there will be archived blog posts when someone shows up. anyway, i went with joe to kalahari in the wisconsin dells yesterday. john was supposed to come, but he was sick. kalahari is the countries largest indoor waterpark. there wasnt really anything new there in the way of rides. they are all still fun, but nothing changed. what was quite interesting was that there was a girl there about our age who had wierd punk hair making her look like she had a racoon on her head. she seemed pretty normal and almost oblivious to the fact that a mammal-like form was sitting on top of her head. me and joe were arguing on all of the long lines, to pass the time about how the racoon eats, and such. it was entertaining. i was going to just randomly walk up to her and ask if she liked racoons, but never got the chance. if i had done so, i might have gotten slapped, anyway.

somewhat surprising.

ive actually noticed this before, but havent posted until now. serriah actually meant that she wanted to be friends when she said that. she still talks to me a lot and is basically acting like nothing happened. wierd. in fact, she was timing my human swing (think about me hanging from a metal bar like a sloth) today. i may have lost a girlfriend, but at the least, she's still my friend.

i just saw Borat.

it was overall a really funny movie, but there was one really, really nasty part in there. lets just say it involved borat, a fat guy and naked fighting....

your aim s*cks! (i dont know why thats considered a curse).

ok, so today is halloween and for once we had no homework. so, i was able to go to joe(deathcab4qbert)'s house with jonothan (neonez). we played videogames for a while, and then decided to get free candy. jon was dressed as a hippie, i was a redneck and joe was a splinter cell/zoro guy. so, we got candy from the rich people's houses nearby. surprisingly, there were a lot of teenagers there, most older than us doing the same thing. we were out there for like 20 minutes, when two @ssholes about a year older than us decided to throw eggs at us. and, they missed horribly. by 10 feet. so, the @ssholes ran away and yelled 'you f*ckers!' and i yelled back 'your aim sucks!'. we saw a cop car a little later, so they probbably got reported. anyway, we planned to beat them up if we saw them again. i put a few rocks in my pocket. sadly, we didnt get that oppurtunity. we got enough candy to last a while, so we went back and played more videogames. :P
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