i see people put things like quote of the blog or pic of the day or friend of the day so I wanna try out smthing like that so i'll give it a try.

thoughts of the day will be my new opening, notice the s at the end of thoughts.

thoughts of the day

1Why do other people hear our voices different than we do?

2If yesterday was today, then wouldn't today be yesterday?

3How does the guy who runs the snowplow get to work in the morning?

here are the kokes i promised.

1 A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses. The first day of class she starts by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stands up. The teacher asks, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."

2 On the first day of school, a teacher asked her students"Who here is a Mets fan?"

Every student knew that she loved the Mets, so they replied bye raising their hands, except for one girl, Rosie.

The teacher asked, "Who do you like, little girl?" Rosie replied, "I'm a Yankees fan and I hate the Mets."

The teacher asked why and Rosie told her that her parents were Yankees fans, so she was too. The teacher said to the students"So if Rosie's parents were ldiots, what would that make her?"

Rosie chimed in, "A Mets fan!!!"