Well, I got curious and purchased Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse. Well, as expected, it would not run on my low end laptop, so I went home the weekend of buying it.

Unexpectedly, it didn't work there either! That computer meets every requirement on the box and in the readme (except a Creative Labs Soundblaster of course), yet the bloody piece of zombified crap will not work! I'm on the search for help with this problem but anyone else who may know what the hell is up please suggest it!