i want a new sig and a new av too!

my eggs... above my legs.

all the christmas stuff is up at the local stores. especially at the christmas store. but then again that store has christmas like 24/7 365. oh well it must be fun to pretend that it is winter all year long. i know i have a blast when i do.

(__|__) you've been mooned. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i'm not laughing at you i'm laughing with you you're just not laughing.

it was the best halloween ever. i dressed up and handed out candies. a little kid said i looked like his future wife (he was like 7 years-old. i was watching scary movies, hellraiser all parts, freddie kruger all parts, beteljuice my fave, and then austin powers ( i know it kinda doesn't belong but his hairy chest scares the daylights out of me.) then it started lightening and raining. then it started pouring. i was so happy i fell asleep and thus ended my fabulous holloween. i missed last years holloween i was in a coma.

Just wanted to wish you all a Happy Halloween!!!

ya'll don't get scared. it's just little people dressed as goblins.

lawyers pull a major vacuum!!!

1. chocolate chip cookies
2. sugar cookies
3. kolaches
4. a cake with chocolate frosting
5. peanut butter brownies
6. sausage and cheese kolaches
7. and peanut butter cookies

things i cooked last night

1. chicken and dumplings
2. mashed potatos
3. grilled vegies
4. lemonade

He will be gettin "lucky" on Thursday night 10:32 and 42 seconds P.M. at his girl's new place. Wait a go Buddy!!! :D :D

...from laughing so hard. Last night, I saw "The Grudge" and it was the funniest movie of the year. You should see it!