So recently I've been thinking about how great it would be if I lived in Japan.  They get all the best video games and they get them way before we do.  I think I would love it there because of how crazy they go over Nintendo products too, just like me.  They seem like a very nice, polite society, I think I can make it work between me and them.  Plus, the only thing cooler than gamemasta114 is Japanese gamemasta114.  Think about it, I'm hanging out at the dojo, I'm bored or whatever then all of a sudden BAM, I whip out my DS and instantly have dozens of people to play against because the Japanese people love video games.  Here's another scenario, I'm on my moped delivering noodles when who's house do I arrive at?  That's right, Mr. Miyamoto.  We start playing Mario Kart and the next thing I know I'm working for Nintendo.

So that's why I think that I could be Japan's favorite son, Mr. Japan if you will.  I guess all that's left for me to do is to learn a completely different language, scrape together like $3000 to get there and then endear myself to the Japanese people.  Konichiwa, gamemasta114-san is coming home!!