As requested: Why can't I get nachos with triple cheese?
by gamerz2011 on Comments
I was at the ball park last week and I was ordering some food to fuel my cheering. There were 2 choices: Triple cheese pizza or cheesy nachos. As I stood there in heavy contemplation, sweat started to trickle down my cheek. This was intense. But wait, an idea! Maybe I could get triple cheese nachos! So I walked up to the counter and said with my coolest voice, "Gimme some triple cheese nachos, hot stuff." You see, the counter girl was actually one of my ex girlfriends, and I still liked to make her feel good about herself, until "it" happened. She looked at me with a dumbfounded expression. "We don't have triple cheese nachos," she said, and my whole world turned upside down. I stormed out of the ball park, and to this day I'm still trying to invent those cheesy nachos. Now for cheesy bagels. Oh yes, I am happy to tell you I have already invented those, but you don't get any. I am an evil scientist and I don't share my inventions with anybody. Hahahahahahahahahaha (evil laugh).
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