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#1 gavethedarqk
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OK, I managed to get my hands on a 60 gig PS3 recently. Whenever I try to play a PS2 game, there is no video displayed on my TV, but I can hear thge sound. I'm running my PS3's video through HDMI. Has anyone else had this problem and if so, WTF?

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#2 gavethedarqk
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ha ha, you think that's funny? check this out:

i just got a moderator warning about a post i made calling out Eidos for flat out lying about review scores on the Official Kane & Lynch website. Their refusal to accept the fact that game sucks is mind boggling.

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#3 gavethedarqk
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I would say Two Worlds, since it's atrocious, but really what you should get is

That GARBAGE KANE & LYNCH(you reading this, Eidos and Gamespot, you spineless corporate snakes?) since it's only a 6.

That game is like Gears of War if it was made by retards. It sucks ass and so does Eidos. What, Gamespot, you gonna get me fired too?

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#4 gavethedarqk
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leave out Army of Two. EA sucks.
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#5 gavethedarqk
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I just sent this to Southpeak games. If anyone else was severely disappointed in this game you should let them know:

You guys should be ashamed of the deceptive marketing you used for Two Worlds. After playing quite a bit of the XBox 360 version, and watching a friend on PC (on much more than recommended requirements), I have yet to see any actual gameplay that runs at a smooth framerate. This is one choppy game. The trailer made it look smooth.

Also, what's up with the Mortal Kombat 1 blood effects and HORRIBLE melee sound effects? The sound you sword makes when it connects with an enemy is the "punch" sound effect from any action flick in the 1970's?! What is that all about?!

I know you guys probably wanted to distance yourselves from Bethesda's Oblivion as much as possible, but you should have straight up ripped off their menu/inventory/journal screen. Yours is completely unmanageable.

And what's with the visuals looking like PS2-era at best? The Xbox 360 has been out for like 2 years. There's no excuse for ANY game to look like this. Your fire effects are especially bad. Like N64 bad. They look like Hexen 64, seriously.

Good job on writing the worst dialog ever and finding even more horrid people to speak it.

I paid 69.99 for this game and I feel like it's not worth a tenth of that. The store I bought it from is even breaking their "no returns on open items policy" to accommodate the outcry over how bad this game is. Many people feel cheated.

Due
to your completely misleading previews and absolutely inexcusable lack of quality in Two Worlds, I will NEVER buy a game from you guys again. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. That's not gonna happen.

Have fun ripping people off with your awful-ass games.

go to southpeakgames.com and let them know what's up/

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