I know Im cool, but please!
by gekk0 on Comments
The other day I was carousing around the forums and came upon "Bethany's" profile. What do I see? "I like cheese!!!" is writen in her description about herself. What? I ask... Im the "I like cheese" guy. I have always been the "I like cheese" guy. I was here before she even found out what cheese is! Im god after all! I know she is the "Ultimus Moderatus" around these parts, but does that give her the right to go around stealing people fire's? And dont give me the "its a popular saying" or "its a coincidence"! This is not a coincidence but is a personal attack upon my humanity. I order that this statment be subsiquintly removed from her profile and that all other such acts be treated with upmost importance and imposters be given the harshest of punishment. Whats next? Is she going to challenge my claim of being the one and only "God"?