Uh..........yeah, I know what you're thinking. "I thought the conclusion was in VGK's last blog post. What a lying bastard you are." Well, yeah you're right. I guess I am a lying bastard. BUT, to make it up to you all, I'm doing you all a favor. I am going to make two seperate blog posts. One will have the continuation of the dialogue sequence, the other will be nice and normal so that those who aren't concerned with the ridiculous story can read about normal stuff and those who don't like me nagging on and on about normal situations can tune into this next, exciting episode of the saga of dialogue:D. Or, you don't have to read any of it. Up to you. Well, without further ado, A CONTINUATION OF.....................uh, there is no title to this story. Let's just call it "Wople" for now. Don't ask why:?........
*Sephiroth starts*
"I'm going to make you squeal, piggy."
*Xemnas joins in*
"That sounded quite foolish."
*whispering to myself* Yeah, he foolishly stole that line off of the movie Deliverence. *snickers* Must be a raping redneck:lol:.
"With voices like ours, who cares what we do with them?"
"Maybe to you it may be alright, but remember, I am not the type to enjoy any pleasurable desire."
"Oh for Jenova's sake, let's just kill Piggly Wiggly and collect our pay from the Video Game King. He's paying us double what a phone sex operator makes in a week. It's quite generous of him...."
"Fine. So, Colonel, prepare for your destructable fate. Any last pathetic words from your giant mouth?"
Uh, let's see. OH, have you guys seen the movie 300?
*both villians look at each other in confusion*
"We're video game characters. How the hell are we supposed to watch real life cinema? Anyways, why would you bring up something as pathetic as a movie for your last words?"
*Gerald Butler suddenly appears behind both villians*
"No particular reason. Unless the Colonel was clearly trying to foreshadow the event of me appearing behind your backs when you least expect it."
*Babe the Pig randomly comments*
"Yup. Saw that comin alright. You villains are toast."
"Wha.....WHAT IN BLAZES IS GOIN ON!!!!???? I thought VGK's castle guard, the Cyberdemon, took care of Butler's Spartan army a long time ago."
Yeah. I even heard you yell from a distance in a previous episode.
"Well, when the entire army was totaled, and this Cyberdemon reigned supreme, along came this goofy looking fella that went by the name of Burger King--"
Burger King! I knew it.
"Yeah, Burger King. Anyways, he just seemed to destroy the Cyberdemon with one blow. The man was one powerful being. In addition, as I was struggling in the dirtpiles of oblivion, the Burger King just healed me up. And that is why I am here, with my uniform off once again, waiting for some hints of action."
"That fake ass, raping son of a b*tch. Someone needs to destroy him someday. I mean, his advertisments are atrocious."
"Forget pig man for now. Let's destroy Gerald Butler first. This bastard means pestering trouble."
"WAIT! Let me just put on my uniform, first."
*20 minutes pass*
*The 6 pigs are playing cards while they wait*
*Wilbur the Pig asks*
"Got any 7's brick house pig?"
"Go fi.........oh dammit, you got me! F*ckin robbed me of my cards! I hate this game. Always have...."
"Oh for Jenova's sake, are you even done yet???!!!! I mean, I had enough time to stab Colonel Pork, rip open his insides, play with his insides, COOK with his insides, AND eat his insides. Not to mention I even had time AFTER that to bake a ca--"
"NOW!!!!!! NOW, IT IS TIME TO FIGHT!!!!! WITH MY SPEAR IN HAND, AND MY SHIELD TO GUARD MY LIFE WITH, MY DESTINY IS TO DESTROY YOU!!!!!! AND THEN, YOU SHALL DINE--"
"Oh, let me guess: 'In Hell,' right?"
*dies from a spear being thrown into his snout and out of his eye, with 300 s7y1e cinematography*
"DON'T EVER INTERRUPT MY LINES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW, SEPHIROTH, XEMNAS, TIME TO FEEL THE PRESSURE OF A SHIELD CRUSHING AGAINST YOUR BONES AS WELL AS A SPEAR THROUGH YOUR LUNGS."
"Oh we'll see about th--"
*gets power-thrusted with Gerald's shield, and flies into a random rusty nail on the wall, stabbing him in the throat and instantly dying*
"I knew he was a sissy....well, let's see how you fare in a sword fight, Gerald. With my Masamune in hand, your spear will fall victim of it's sharp precision. Let's begin our duel."
*The two duke it out as the remaining pigs, along with me, watch from our positions*
*Meanwhile, at an Olive Garden in Beverly Hills.....*
*Ryan Gosling appears*
"Um, waiter! Why is there onions in my salad? I SPECIFICALLY ASKED for the chef to NOT put onions in my salad."
*The waitress defends*
"Mr. Gosling, I'm a waitress, not a waiter. Big differen--"
"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN, EVEN IF YOU WERE A F*CKIN CIRCUS CLOWN! I asked for NO ONIONS. Now, you can either take this piece of sh*t back, or I'm going to complain to your fatass manager sitting over there, stuffing his face with spaghetti while on his break. And stop looking at that other chick while talking to me."
"Sir, I would be more than happy to, but until you can control your behavior, I'm afraid I am not able to carry out your desi--"
"IS IT THIS HAT!!!???? DOES IT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A F*CKING ROBBER OR SOMETHING??? DO I F*CKING INTIMIDATE YOU, YOU DUMBASS BROAD??? DO............hey, HEY! Colonel, this is the wrong dialogue sequence. Get back to your own affairs! I've got my own ghosts to battle right now, understand? Oh, and by putting in this random portion of me getting angry at an Olive Garden, it doesn't mean you are funny."
Oops, sorry. Guess I got sidetracked. Or maybe I wanted to be humorous by being completely random:P. Anyways, where was I?
"The Spartan dude just kicked that one villian's butt! HOORAY!!!"
Oh yeah, that's ri.....what!!??? Really? When?
"Right in front of your eyes? Are you going blind Colonel? Because you were staring the whole time. I even decapitated his head in a s7y1ish move that involved my helmet."
"It's true. Saw it with my own two eyes. Most amazing thing I ever saw besides the time a rhino suddenly appeared and ate the Big Bad Wolf after he tried blowing down my brick house."
Oh. Well, shall we go confront VGK, save Jeff Goldblum, and get out of this sh*thole of a castle so we can end this ridiculous saga of epic nonproportions?
"Yes sir. I'm all ready for some action. But the pigs stay. I can't handle talking animals. Too gimicky."
Fine. If you say so......
*Tune into VGK's next blog post for, maybe, the final battle. If NOT the final battle, well, you know where to find my blog afterwards:P *