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Prom, Pokemon, and Prostate Cancer...........Oh, and Spiderman 3, Also

*Some random girl starts talking*

"So, like, tonight is the prom. OH MY GOD!!!!! It is gonna be, like, so awesome. Are you going to prom Jennifer?"

"Hell yeah I'm going Kelsie! It's going to be, like, so awesome. My date is like, so hot."

"I know! Like, mine too! Oh, I just love your dress. Where did you buy it from?"

"Why thank you, he he! I got mine from, uh, I think my mom bought it at, like, Macy's or something."

"OMG!!!! ME TOO!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THIS IS SO COOL!!!!!"

"I KNOW!!!!!! SO AWESOME!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

*some random emo girl appears and ruins the jumping fest*

"Stupid whores."

"Oh no she didn't jus' say what I thought she said......"

Forest. What the hell are you doing here?

"Well, thought I'd stop by to say wassup and all that sh*t. Oh, and you have one of my movies to revie--"

*starts crying* "THIS PROM NIGHT IS, LIKE, RUINED FOR ME NOW!!!!!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE SHE CALLED ME A WHORE!!!!!"

"I'M GOING!!!!!! THIS IS SO HUMILIATING!!!!!!!!" *goes crying all the way home*

"WAIT FOR ME JENNIFER!!!!!!!" *goes crying all the way home with Jennifer*

Well, that was, um, something.

"Looks like my job here is done. I always dreamed of crashing a girl's dream of going to prom. Welp, later chumps. Oh, and loved the Ghost Dog Samurai movie you played in Forest Whitaker."

*walks off*

"Uh, thanks? Damn, what a weird situation."

Tell me about it. ANYWAYS, I'll get to your movie in a minute Forrest, aight?

"Yeah, sure man. Do yo thang."

Actually, I want you out of here. Like I've told many OTHER celebrities after my adventure with Jeff Goldblum, I'm done with that. The journey is over, and I don't need anymore celebrities hanging off of me constantly. So, if you would kindly do so, LEAVE!

*gives me a weird stare with his freaky lazy eye*

Or......stay?

"HAHAHAHA!!!! I'm just playin wit chu dawg. I'll leave if you want me to. I respect that. Lata mayne."

Uh, yeah. K. So, as you can see, this weekend at my school is, of course, prom night. And as if it was the day before Christmas break, I barely got any homework today (except for English, but screw that cl@$$.) And where will I be that night? Well, most likely at home playing video games, because even though I just got Super Paper Mario and haven't even beaten it yet, I just got a most unlikely game added to my collection, which is my first DS game since 2005: Pokemon Diamond. Addictive, nostalgic Pokemon action that takes me back to when I first started playing it at 7 years old:oops:. Right now, I've gotten about 3 hours of gameplay into the game, and I haven't even gotten the first gym badge yet:P. This must be a LONG game, which is good. Oh, BTW, if anyone wants to trade Pokemon or do battle with me sometime, just PM me your friend code and we can get things crackin. It'd be sweet to finally try out Wi-Fi for the first time (still haven't yet with all the years it's been out:oops: ) Now, let's see, I've got a LOT of games to alternate between now, most of them Nintendo games. I've almost started to forget about Metroid Prime 2: Echoes again, which isn't good. And Final Fantasy XII? Well, I still remember where I'm at, so I haven't TOTALLY forgotten about it yet:P.

So, the big opening of Spiderman 3 was today. One of the 3 big blockbuster movies of the month, and one of my most anticipated movies to see (as well as everyone else on this planet). I'm sure it'll be quite packed in the theater, but with most high school Juniors and Seniors at prom, it shouldn't be TOO bad that night, but I could be wrong, couldn't I? But in the meantime, here's a couple movies to throw at ya today. One is a critically acclaimed Japanese movie, and the other is a new one that just came out in 2006 that has to do with a dictator. They are:

Oldboy

A very intruiging movie, Oldboy is about a man who gets imprisoned in a mysterious room for 15 years, and after he escapes, he goes on a mission to find answers to why he was kidnapped and to kill the person who did it. This movie gets very weird often, and can be confusing as well, but you soon start to put pieces together by the end if you are a great thinker. And boy does this movie have a great story to it. The acting is very well on point, but I'm not going to give names because, well, I have no idea who these people are:lol:. There's a few action scenes in the movie, but none of the fancy martial arts/kung fu mumbo jumbo. There's one fight scene that, while not extremely mindblowing, gives the entertainment it intends to. But that doesn't mean that there's no shock value in this movie, because there definately is, especially the certain torture scenes. Oh, and one very painful moment at the end, but I won't spoil what happens. Go rent this one if you get the chance. A 9/10.

The Last King of Scotland

Let me just first clear something up, and that is don't let the title of the movie fool you, because this movie really doesn't have anything to do with Scotland. Based on historical events, it takes place in the African country of Uganda, where a new "president" named Idi Amin has just taken over, and tells the story of a Scottish physician's experience coming to the country at this time. This movie reminded me a lot of Blood Diamond, without all the action that it had, though. But, IMO, this was a lot better. Forest Whitaker was a friggin beast in this movie. It's almost as if his character, the dictator Idi Amin, had a split personality, going from a nice guy one minute to a forceful prick that causes a whole bunch of wrong. The acting coming from James McAvoy, who played in The Chronicles of Narnia, wasn't too shabby either, playing as the doctor that gained a relationship with the dictator. You can't help but feel bad for the guy throughout the movie, though, because he goes through a LOT. Although there wasn't as much brutality and shocking scenes as I thought there would be, it still had its fair share. Just to warn the guys out there, there is ONE scene where some penis is making a cameo, but it's not much. And it comes from Mr. Narnia guy, too, just so you know. Borat definately outdid that, though. Nothing confusing in the plot, which was good, and not too boring either. See this movie if you want to learn a little bit of interesting, if not brutal, history. 9/10.

Some sad news has been broken to me a couple days ago, and that is my grandfather found out he had prostate cancer:(. Now, I don't know many details, because I'm not good at remembering medical information and cancerous stages, but my mom told me a couple days ago. Apparently he had been having pains trying to urinate and had other problems like that before he found out, so I guess it was expected. But having both of my only grandparents at a fragile state is f*cking sh*t. Hopefully this won't be as bad as my mom's past breast cancer experiences, where she had to have one breast removed, and my grandpa's prostate cancer can be treated as best as it can.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go level up my Chimchar on Pokemon Diamond, and then rest up for a day of garage saling tomorrow with my dad. Oh, and I might see Spiderman 3 sometime this weekend, too. So, Until Next Time, LATA!!

*some random guy in a tuxedo appears*

"Dude, have you seen my prom date anywhere? Been lookin for her everywhere man. She's got big glasses, red hair, black gloves on, a pink top with a black dress..."

Nope, haven't got a slightest clue. Maybe you can ask those emos over there. I think they kidnapped her *snickers*.

"For real? Sh*t man, thanks."

*runs off in the distance toward the emos while yelling "JENNIFER!!!!!"*

No problemo;).