Barney: Ladies and gentlemen, I have in my hand a copy of tonight's Top Ten list. The category: top ten things I would've called my truck...

Ted: It was never your truck.

Barney: if Ted hadn't been a jerk and given it back.

Ted: It was a rental.

Barney...
Number ten... The Winne-Bango.
Number nine... The Pick-Up Truck.
Number eight... The Ford Explore Her.
Number seven... The You Scream Truck.
Number six... Feels on Wheels!
Number five... The Ride Her Truck.
Number four... The 18-Squeeler.
Number three... The Esca-Laid.
Number two... The Slam-Boney.
and... the number one thing I would've called my truck if Ted hadn't been a jerk and given it back... The '69 Chevy.