Has anyone else noticed how quality time with relatives or friends has lost its 'quality'. I can actually translate what someone asking you to go to a movie with them is saying.

Ex 1 "Hey Dude, wanna catch a flick?" Translates into "No one else will hang out with me, lets go somewhere and try to look as heterosexual as possible."

Ex 2 "Hey son, want to go to the local picture show?" Translates into "Your mother says we have to spend time together, want to go in a crowded place filled with strangers and not talk for two hours?"

Ex 3 "Hey (a member of the opposite sex), would you like to see a movie with me?" Translates into "Hey walking rack, wanna go into a dark room and let me touch you inappropriately?"

 You see people, my point is thier, its hard to miss, try a little bit harder, and come up with some new ideas. Yes I know all of my ideas have to do with seeing a movie, shut up.

Does anyone actually hunt for eggs anymore? If you do.... weak. 'Good Friday', how is it 'good' that he was crucified, beaten, whipped, and spit on... and why the hell are we celebrating the death of Christ... Praise the Dead guy!

Anyone else think it would just be easyier to worship the fat chinese guy?