Has anyone else noticed how quality time with relatives or friends has lost its 'quality'. I can actually translate what someone asking you to go to a movie with them is saying.

Ex 1 "Hey Dude, wanna catch a flick?" Translates into "No one else will hang out with me, lets go somewhere and try to look as heterosexual as possible."

Ex 2 "Hey son, want to go to the local picture show?" Translates into "Your mother says we have to spend time together, want to go in a crowded place filled with strangers and not talk for two hours?"

Ex 3 "Hey (a member of the opposite sex), would you like to see a movie with me?" Translates into "Hey walking rack, wanna go into a dark room and let me touch you inappropriately?"

 You see people, my point is thier, its hard to miss, try a little bit harder, and come up with some new ideas. Yes I know all of my ideas have to do with seeing a movie, shut up.