The laughter; I could not stop.

You're just too funny.

But I'm proud you didn't bleed a single drop

of your true green blood to make some money.

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What with the animals, sports, and another new console Ess-Kay-You;

I believe it's needed and the built in wi-fi is a positive point,

but deep down I know it made you think too...

The corset, vent, and stylish new angles; the design team? To whom did you appoint?

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Lucasarts, Rare, and Crytek as well;

my my, a line-up of high potential

that's really quite swell.

But don't you forget the most basic essentials.

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I'm aware hardware is your forte,

but, indeed, that is no good excuse,

to have your own studios seem slightly bjork.

Perhaps, it is time to find another muse?

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A while ago, when the market was narrow, I remember,

when the sting of another was treated like that of a silly little bee.

But I suppose now it's better to just suit-up and become another member.

As the French say; 'Oui oui'.

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I am not a cynic nor a terrible pessimistic.

You're performance was simply, quite.. anachronistic.

Had you been 'first', ironically you presently are;

my reaction would only be, when compared as now, slightly ajar.

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However, amongst all the insanity and profanity

I think I saw a glimmering sliver of intellectual humanity.

Oh wait, that was just a long forgotten anomaly of jolly,

how ridiculous of me to have had any preemptive feelings like that of a happy little collie.

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Although this part may not rhyme and it's barely even connected to the rest above

I think it'd be to your advantage to heed my advice like an olive-branch weilding dove.

Do not become like me, for I sap away the magic, wonderment, and joy;

I replace it with numbers, stats, and ship it away in my own personal convoy.