Ok dums-dums listen up, I, Sebastian Grafkhun Jamacus IV, did not get SSBB. Phoenyx I'm not (that) scared of playing you online in it and I got booted out of the portal land with all the rainbows and unicorns for unknown reasons.

I saw Don't Mess with the Zohan as well, it was pretty dumb but worth a few laughs. See it for free it you can but pay for the ticket at your own risk.

Oh yeah, Boktai easter egg!