I'm not sure if everyone has experienced this or not, but on story mode, I tend to get a lot of kill steals. Now I know some of you are saying, "Why not turn off the infinite ammo?", good question, but the reason why I don't is because I was bored. I like to shoot things down with the 3-round shooter, the M93R handgun, and physically attack the living daylights out of the little buggers, stabbing the remaining survivors with Sheva's tiny knife. But no, I tend to get a lot of people who load up solely on one-hit weaponry, (If they can aim that is), and kill every bloody thing on sight! I even get my kills stolen when I'm kicking the little ****!

And don't get me started on the happy trigger RPGF, (Rocket Propelled Grenade F*****s). I swear, these guys don't give a rats ass if you're in the way or not. I got fired upon by these types of people! When I think they want to go in and blow everyone away with their almighty M3, I get greeted by a flying grenade passing between my legs and blowing the chunks out of the Executioner. Not only that, I tend to get players who tell me to only walk around with healing items only and tell me to heal them when the time is needed. I'm not a chick, but damn it you little f*****, I want to shoot Majini too! ;~ ;

So I finally came up with a solution and would like to share with you all! (And it's not ending co-op) When I meet the next kill hog, I'm going to ram my stun rod right up Chris's steroid ass, and hope the Majini ride him like a f***ing donkey!!

It's true my friends, Smash Bros Brawl has done something we all thought would never happen. A four in one character, namely the pokemon trainer, using Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard. But don't worry, this doesn't mean four men, different percentage for each of them. They will all suffer the wrath of dying if you don't time your switch outs right. If you want to know more about this, the website is smashbros.com.