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i have a new car

It was my valentines gift to me, its my third car, my sister killed my first and my second was stolen, anyway im trying to come up with a name for her/it either zippy, which would be ironic more than anything or sneezy, which is a polite way of saying that when she's cold she coughs like someone with chronic bronchitis and shakes like one of those seedy vibrating beds you see in seedy motels on tv. but i like her anyway, im thinking of taking her on a tour of all the mazes in victoria, dont think she'll get much out of it but i will.

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