User Reviews & Ratings

Average Score 9.1/10
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  • Rating:9.8

    Super Smash Bros. Melee

  • Rating:9.2

    SoulCalibur II

  • Rating:9.1

    Fable

  • Rating:7.8

    Star Fox: Assault

  • Rating:9.3

    Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

  • Rating:9.1

    Half-Life 2

  • Rating:10

    Resident Evil 4

  • Rating:7.3

    F.E.A.R.

  • Rating:10

    The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

  • Rating:9
    The story is worse than a $5 dollar hooker who refuses to wash up before she touches your joystick.

    Perfect Dark Zero

    The story is worse than a $5 dollar hooker who refuses to wash up before she touches your joystick.

    Gameplay is a lot of fun with great looking graphics and explosions. The environments and look of the game is awesome. It feels just like the near future. The aiming isn't great, but not bad either, but eventually aft... Read Full Review

    1 of 2 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:7.8
    "Fox, that weapon's not working on that enemy."  "Come on Fox, destroy those aparoids."  Shut the fo

    Star Fox: Assault

    "Fox, that weapon's not working on that enemy." "Come on Fox, destroy those aparoids." Shut the fo

    The Game: a lot of fun and even the controls were pretty good which surprised me. lots of enemies and shooting, however you constantly do the same thing over and over. The missions get looped over, especially the groun... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:9.3
    I can see your shcwartz is as big as mine...

    Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

    I can see your shcwartz is as big as mine...

    Gameplay: Once you get your lightsaber the fun just keeps rolling. The amount of weapons, gadgets, and characters is great. At first the fighting wasn't so fun, but after a while, it was a blast once you got used to it... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:9.1
    Half Life 2 is an immersive experience with plenty of ragdoll physics up the wazzoo!

    Half-Life 2

    Half Life 2 is an immersive experience with plenty of ragdoll physics up the wazzoo!

    Gameplay: It's typical FPS action but more immersive and ragdolly than most games. With some light puzzle solving and a suspensfull story that keeps you enthralled throughout, HL2 is a non stop action thrill ride with m... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:10
    drool...giggidy! buy this game for the cube!

    BioHazard 4

    drool...giggidy! buy this game for the cube!

    Gameplay: Awesome story, characters, action, and Spanish accents. The environments are cool and shooting zombies has never been so much fun. You truly feel you are in Spain as Leon running and gunning through hundreds ... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:8.1
    Rook to F8=pwnage

    Clubhouse Games

    Rook to F8=pwnage

    Lots of fun to play. Nothing special about the graphics or sound, but if you're deciding to get this game you should know that anyway. This is a game anyone can enjoy and a game where graphics and sound truly have no ... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:9.4
    If you love Metroid and/or you love a unique FPS experience, get this game!

    Metroid Prime 2: Echoes

    If you love Metroid and/or you love a unique FPS experience, get this game!

    Recently I have become a huge metroid fan. Luckily the Gamecube has offered probably the second best metroid experience(behind the 1st Metroid Prime) ever. Here's why: Gameplay: the FPS strucure and style are a very... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:9
    While the single player adventure might be a little weak, it's still fun and the multiplayer makes up for it...

    Metroid Prime: Hunters

    While the single player adventure might be a little weak, it's still fun and the multiplayer makes up for it...

    When I first popped in this game I immediately had trouble with the controls. However with enough practice in the multiplayer I became a pro. Once I learned the controls everything became a lot more fun, even the singl... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:10
    Gears of War does for games what Michael Jackson did for humans...change the face of entertainment (pun intended).

    Gears of War

    Gears of War does for games what Michael Jackson did for humans...change the face of entertainment (pun intended).

    Gameplay: Incredible, life-like action. Take cover...shoot...you know the drill. Anyway, the kills are incredibly satisfying and the AI is pretty good too, although not perfect. whether it's chainsawing locust mofos o... Read Full Review

    3 of 6 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:7.3
    I believe it was Gary Busey who said F.E.A.R. stands for Fractured Elements Abound in this Review.

    F.E.A.R.

    I believe it was Gary Busey who said F.E.A.R. stands for Fractured Elements Abound in this Review.

    Gameplay: Great action and effects. Enviroments are destructible and death animations are great, but the weapons and everything besides the action is kind of boring. The story is not advanced through cut scenes, but i... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:10
    This game is long, hard, and full of surprises.  Just like a $5 male prostitute from Thailand...or so I'm told.

    The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

    This game is long, hard, and full of surprises. Just like a $5 male prostitute from Thailand...or so I'm told.

    Gameplay: Lots of great action, weapons, characters, ragdoll physics, experience points, and pretty much everything ever made in a game. If you want to experience an incredible, living world, Oblivion makes you feel as... Read Full Review

    4 of 5 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:9.8
    Buying SSBM...$50.  Kicking Jiggly in his poke balls...priceless.<br />  All aboard the pwny express!!!

    Super Smash Bros. Melee

    Buying SSBM...$50. Kicking Jiggly in his poke balls...priceless.<br /> All aboard the pwny express!!!

    Gameplay: An absolute blast whether it's single player or multiplayer. Countless modes, characters, stages, and unlockables this game will have you hooked. Best of all, your favorite nintendo characters are all there. ... Read Full Review

    0 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:9.2
    mmmmmmmmmm...jiggle physics...lol.

    SoulCalibur II

    mmmmmmmmmm...jiggle physics...lol.

    Gameplay: The good thing about this game is the fighting, because it's a fighting game. There are a lot of characters, weapons, and unlockables. Also, the fighting is incredibly balanced and has a lot to offer in terms... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:9.1
    To be or not to be...that is the question.  Eh.  Whatever, let's decapitate some mofos!

    Fable

    To be or not to be...that is the question. Eh. Whatever, let's decapitate some mofos!

    Gameplay: Great story and characters. The fighting and enemies are a lot of fun to take down. Plenty of good combos and attacks to choose from. Enough variety in styles of play, although being an RPG there should' ve ... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:9.2
    Peach and Mario should take a vow of celibacay...poor Mario now has a rash on his fireballs.

    New Super Mario Bros.

    Peach and Mario should take a vow of celibacay...poor Mario now has a rash on his fireballs.

    The Game: Classic Mario at his best. Plenty of levels, enemies, and just enough items. Having said that there are a few minor problems or inconveniences. First off, item houses are useless because you get so many thro... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful