Okay so I'll continue (sorry shazza!!! I didn't use your sentence but I thought the cheese one was soo funny!!!):

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful girl, Named Angelica. She grew up in a world of riches and always got what she wanted. She had ponies and beautiful dresses, and everything else. In spite of all this she was still very unhappy. And what she longed for the most was cheese. But not just any cheese; a very expensive provolone. How would Angelica obtain this fine cheese? Maybe I could rob a bank, Angelica thought to herself. (she really wanted that cheese) But planning a bank robbery took just to much time. Time Angelica didn't have. She needed that cheese fast. She was getting extremely hungry. How to get it... Wait... She didn't have to rob a bank! She could steal the cheese from the deli around the corner! Yes, that was much less complicated. So she walked into her closet. She grabbed a couple of black manolo blahniks, a pair of black pants and a black turtleneck sweater from Ralph Lauren. Then she went into her sock drawer and took a pair of Gucci pantyhose. She cut off one leg part and put it over her head. "Now no-one will reconignize me!" she thought to herself. So she had to devise a very cunning plan, to obtain the cheese..