Hi guys! :D

I delayed funny pictures this week because I didn't get a chance yesterday,

had to finish off some english coursework for school tommorow D:

anyways thats all over with.

and just to make you jealous.....

MUM CAME HOME WITH TWO PACKS OF COOKIES! :o

Moving on...... :roll:

heres the pictures!

Picture 1:

Picture 2:

Picture 3:

Picture 4:

There you go!

hope these were more to your liking than last time,

sorry! :(

i think these ones are pretty cool :D

my favourite? 3rd one :P

OK new topic D:

some of you may have heard of dead frontier.

its an MMORPG zombie game,

you know one of those games were there adverts pop up on the sides of random web pages?

yeah that one :D

well its actually really amazing and i love it! :o

if you like zombie games i recommend you try it out

but you kind of need gold membership to enjoy it completely ;)

i don't but i plan on getting it.

thanks guys! :D

Hi guys! :D

If you don't like big paragraphed writing this blog's not for you :(

but I'm going to give you my first impressions on some demos

and some new gadgets that have been announced :D

I think theres going to be around 4 things I'm going to mention, one of them being announced a while ago :)

hope you do read it

here goes! :o

Crysis 2:

After watching the trailers i was all hyped up for this game, it looked amazing and i had never played the first one because i dont have a high end PC. But i wanted to try the new one. Then the released the Multiplayer Demo exclusive to xbox, which was good because I was considering getting it for xbox.

My first thought was will it be as fluent as call of duty or that heavy, weighty feeling from bad company 2. Allthough both are fine, I prefer the crisp, clean feeling of call of duty. So i was happy to find out it was sort of inbetween but more fluent than heavy and feels better than both. Also cryengine3 does a good job of keeping the frame rate constant and the graphics looking beautiful. Every last little detail is there. The guns are rather good too, but as far as the demo goes theres not many to try out. Overall to sum it up in one sentence:

"Fluent, Graphically Impressive and Constant Frame Rates make this game a buy for me"

Bulletstorm:

I only played through this once, but it was fun. the skill kills are great and theres so many you can do you can never really get bored. The graphics look nice and the controls allthough very different to many FPS games, will take a whileto get used to but are easy to use.

The bad however, the voiceover for the main character. I used to get really annoyed by the american soldier Dempi's voice on call of duty's nazi zombies mode, and when i heard he was the MAIN voiceover i was a really worried. I was right to be, he has a rather annoying voice and stupid phrases could make it the worst voiceover ive seen for a long time.

NGP (PSP2):

I had doubts for this first, thinking it wouldnt beat the 3DS no matter what. And i still stand by that, but the numerous amount of added features seem to me like they have a big chance at competing with nintendo in the handheld market for the first time. Because lets admit, the PSP couldnt really keep up with the DS.

Four features really stand out for me, The touch pad, Two analog sticks, PS3 graphics and 3G. The touch pad is not only a new addition, it is also on the back. Don't get me wrong the front screen is also touch screen, but the back touch pad is some sort of control sceme in a way. In the uncharted demo, the man moved his fingers in opposite directions up and down this pad and drake climbed a vine. It seems they could do some pretty neat things with this. And two analog sticks, do i need to say anything? I've been waiting for this for ages! I'm not sure if it is PS3 graphics but those who have seen the video will know what I mean, it looks like ps3 graphics and i was amazed I was actually watching those graphics on a handheld console. And having 3G is also a good way to have online play anywhwere.

Razor SwitchBlade:

This has been announced a while now, but i have a few things to say about it. I didn't see the idea of a gaming netbook becoming true, and with tablet PC's being the new craze and netbooks sort of dieing out, but now i can. It looks great, putting the fact it has an intel atom proccessor beside, it seems like it will run fine.

But we all know the main feature of this new netbook is the changing keboard. Your keyboards keys can change to the icons in game or the font of the game. this is a great idea. I don't have much to say about this one though.

Thats pretty much it, thank you! :D

hi :D

I've been tagged for the first time today!

thanks Alan_Wake_x ;)

so I'm supposed to write 5 stupid mistakes I've made in video games.

here goes nothing :)

1. GT5 Prologue (PS3) - I once sold my best car I owned by accident during one of the hardest tournaments near the end and only had a susuki cappucino '95 (anyone that knows a thing or two about cars will know the cappucino is a lightweight and very slow car) left. I tried multiple times to win this A-****tournament with my C-****car but never did.

2. Pokemon Ruby (GBA) - I was saving my master ball to catch the rayquaza you can find at sky tower, and as i was on my way there i met a wild wailmer. I really wanted a wailord as when i was about 7 or 8 when i played this first, i was quite amused by the idea of having a giant pokemon that just over-shadowed everyone by about a mile. So as you do i weakened it and went to catch it, my finger slipped, twice and i threw the master ball instead of my great ball. Being my 8 year old i sobbed my eyes dry D:

3. Black Ops (PS3) - I threw a tomahork towards that big rocket on launch map, and kept running towards that sort of area and towards B flag to capture it, and the tomahork bounced off the rocket and back into my head!

4. Halo Reach (360) - As all you halo players know its almost impossible to play a halo game without getting at least one epic fail. I had figured out were the enemy were respawning and by using a hologram, snuck near where they spawn. i then jumped to get behind this enemy who seemed to be standing still so i could get the assassination, and then fell of the edge of the map! So embarassing. For those you know the fails of the week series on youtube, i submitted it to that but never got on.

5. Spyro Season Of Ice (GBA) - I bought it :P No seriously thats the fail. I expected it to be like the other spryo games on PS1 like gateway to glimmer. bearing in mind i was young and expected the same PS1 quality from a GBA. Even so, it was a pretty bad game.

There ya go Alan Wake x, hope your happy :lol:

thanks guys :)

BEWARE. MILD STEREOTYPING AND MATURE JOKES MAY OCCUR. YOUVE BEEN WARNED :?

Hi :D

Its time for another installment of funny pictures :)

there not that good but this gives me something to do when I'm bored :roll:

oh also click here ;)

you know you want to :O

OK so red bull just run out D:

-sob sob-

OK here we go! Leave your suggestions below in the comments aswell for next week :)

There you go :D

I personally liked the bear one the best :lol:

or the lightswitch fail......

there all pretty cool in my opinion :D

give me your pics down below!

also as mentioned, I'm going to tell you my first impressions of GT5 that i got today!

Im going to sum up what I've seen of GT5 so far with 4 different phrases:

'Astounding Realism' 'Graphically Impressive' 'Simple But Effective Simulator' 'B-Spec was rushed'

thanks for reading my blog ;)

I've been level 9 for ages now, yet I am very active now almost every day. I seem to remember it being alot easier on my older account.

If anyone knows the propr ways of leveling on gamespot, it would be much appreciated ;D

Thats pretty much all I had to say, what a boring day I've had today :o

Besides learning this on guitar :D Click Here

My guitar skills are getting alot better now, I've been playing a little over a year now

Once i get a decent camera and start my vlog vids

which by the way will be posted on youtube and on gamespot ;)

I will do a few videos of me playing guitar :D

thanks for reading this short blog

speak soon! :D

Are you a PC or PS3 gamer?

Have you ever had a friend with the opposite console and want to portal online with them?

Now with portal 2, you can!

-advert over-

OK so as you may have guessed, valva announced cross platform multiplayer co-op for portal 2 yesterday.

(allthough the article was posted earlier today so this is all up to date info :))

This is great news for as one of my biggest gaming buddies is a PC gamer, I'm a console gamer.

So now I can laugh at him whilst hes taking ages to turn round with his mouse......

and I'm just flicking the analog stick :D

There will also be cloud game saving i think is what it was called?

The thing onlive can do to stream games, portal can do that on the PS3 version only but to save games.

The even bigger thing about the PS3 version of portal 2....

is you get a free PC version of the game too! :lol:

provided you link your accounts (PSN and Steam) together that is.

This is another bonus for me :D

i'm currently in the progress of asking my friend (AlexSheza is his gamespot account, allthough he doesnt use it :P) if we can go half and half on the PS3 version so i can give him the PC download :P

That way i only pay £20, bonus! ;)

Im sure i can trust him with my PSN linked to his steam....... :roll:

Nothing mch apart from this today, but i thought this was worth sharing with you all. For the full article and full detail click the big capital cookie word down below ;)

COOKIE

Thats all guys, thank you! :D

Or if your not in it, join and then read this message :D

IM WATCHING YOU :|

Cool, so back on topic :)

I've posted a new update on the home page of the union :D

The main idea of doing it was to give people some of latest news on the 3DS if you havent been keeping up...

but seeing as the union hasnt had much activity

its secondary objective is to kick start the union again :)

theres quite a bit of information on thier for people who havent been keeping up with the latest stuff

Ill put the link here

and incase you cant see it, here

or here if your short sighted :roll:

still cant see it? Here I'll put an arrow for you.....

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------> HERE!!

Please read for me, I spent a while on it :?

thank you! ;)

So....

I put this blog up like 10 seconds ago so i doubt you saw it 0.o

but im re-uploading it because the pictures didnt show up :o

after the line I put in the original blog starts

enjoy :)

hopefully they uploaded this time :roll:

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ok so some of you are wondering,

'hey hellzinky why are so handsome'?

no? no body? moving on

OK so I'm starting this new thing that I'm going to do on every sunday!

well sunday morning right at midnight if your UK, or about 7pm Saturday if your in america

And I'm basically going to pick 5 pictures each week that I find funny

If this kicks off (not a fight or troll war ) I might start asking for user submitions from you guys

But the way my blogs are going at the moment.......

not very well :/

so I guess I'm going to be picking myself for a while until a few more people read my blog *wink wink*

OK so I'm going to start this off.....

oh wait wait wait!

gosh dont run in front of me i havent finished yet

I will try to make it as least offensive to any type of race, religion, beliefs or disabilities as a possibly can.

GO!

OK so i used the same sites for most of them but that doesnt mean anything right?

Personally I did lol. But other people have different opinions so....

*noms cookie*

is eating a cookie at half midnight a bad thing?

its tasty so....

meh

I reckon this could be much better if people put forward there own picture ideas. Like nding me the link in the comments section below. Would be very helpfull!

*noms cookie*

*sips water*

cool. Hope this blog is a little more entertaining than previous ones

looking back, I am a pretty boring person!

I'm fun really

thanks guys!

one more thing!

gosh you really need to stop butting in guys :P

if you give me a picture idea and I use it I will put your name next to the picture :D

goodbye for real :)

Hi guys, i was having a great day today, until last lesson at school when i twisted my ankle really badly and havent been able to walk for about 5 hours now. The pain is horrible and I wish I never had PE last! Oh well, on the bright side i get to sit in bed and go on my PC which means more time for gamespot! Wahay! :D

Hope all you guys are fine and havent killed your ankles :)

I've never played nor understood NFL before because i grew up playing soccer. But my friend gave me his old madden game today, it may be Madden 07 but it is definitley alot of fun! Think I'm going to get into this sport and its games alot and am currently thinking og buying Madden 11. Which console should i get it on? Also, I have to support Miami Dolphins, I don't much about the teams and who are good but I've seen The Dolphins in films like ace ventura and Miami looks pretty damn awesome!

Which NFL Team do you support? Let me know, and let the rivalry begin ;)