Yeah, it turns out Ghost-Owl thought I was banned. And he stole my sunstance joke. The full joke was in a telegram:

Holy c***! We've been bombarded by... something that makes stuff dissapear! The union, and all of GlitchSpot, is under attack! Blogs: GONE! Forums: GONE! Bulletins: GONE! Bada** music: Still here, but that might not last long. I'm afraid all we can do now is... um... what CAN we do now? I know we can PM each other and stuff but... that's about it... I'm going to the store to buy some... substance.

A FEW HOURS LATER!

C***! They're out of SUBSTANCE!! It's alright, we still have bada** music. Bada** music? Hello, bada** music? WHERE ARE YOU???!!! Wait... is that... yes! Project Chaos' remix of Malacious Fingers! We still have the bada** music!... Now what?- Telegram I sent to my union during the disapearance glitch.

Why am I making a big deal of this? I don't know. Will I ever stop? Maybe.