I just wake up to my "I Just Had Sex" ringtone. I haven't changed it for a long time.

This guy scares me.

Well right now I work retail so I would have to say no. Soon I will be a cop so I would have to say that will be a pretty dangerous job.

When you played soccer year round for like 14 years many injuries are bound to occur. My worst ones though were probably breaking my collar bone my freshman year in high school, then cracking my shin after getting kicked in the same spot repeatedly in a tournament around my junior year. But by far the worst was tearing my MCL and Patellar Tendon in an indoor game my senior year. The loud pop it made when I got hit was seriously gnarly. It made me pass out at the time too. While I do miss playing soccer since I haven't for two years, I don;t miss the injuries. :P

I sleep with a fan on always. When I am at my girlfriend's place, or friend's places without a fan I can deal with it. Having a fan definitely is better though.

I cant believe no one mentioned this...

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I was hoping someone would post this. I can't believe it took so long! Spongebob's face cracks me up every time.

Well my Freshman year I had two naked girls making out in my bed in my dorm room. One was my ex-girlfriend the other was a close friend. That was exciting. Especially when I made my roommate leave the room all disappointed he couldn't watch.

And this year, my apartment roommate threw a lighter full of lighter fluid in our fireplace with a fire going after I told him that was a bad idea. He kept saying, "no, don't worry! I've done this before it won't explode!" Mind you he is an engineer. Well after about two minutes, my girlfriend was standing a little in front of the fireplace, I was off to the side a bit, and sure enough BOOM!...the lighter exploded shattering the glass and sending hot coals all over the place. The coals burned hundreds of holes in our carpet, hit my girlfriend and I, set off our fire alarm, burned the couch a bit, and almost ruined my TV. Well there goes our security deposit! haha.

America just rolls hardcore man. If you can't handle it then get up out!

The only problem I have to deal with is whether the dang cat **** in my fridge.

I will be spending it with a herd of moose in the frozen tundra of Alaska. Just me, the moose, and frostbite.