ok i was on the phone today and i'm gunna throw the Damn thing away, but anyways the girl called me and she wouldn't

 STFU!!:!:!

so i started calling her a fatty

ofcaorse she started to get mad.......so i let her go on a nag rant for about 5 mintues

then again i called her huge,and if u remember the daritos comercial where godzilla eats the daritos outa the truck, well i said she

was in that comercial. She said" o really where? " ( ofcaorse being the stupid  " cow that she is ).

i responded she was godzilla dressed up in the suit and for some reason she continued her nag rant.

i ended the conversation with a yo mama joke because she used one too so.... i had to get her back

hers was- which everyone has heard a thousand times was- " Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow shirt and was the sun"

so i responded- " Well your so fat, you went bungie jumping, and went straight to hell "

and right before she went on a rant I hanged up

Now you think she hates me?