Well before my next project that I'll announce, these are the movies that I have seen/played recently :D

MOVIES

1.Water for Elephants

I thought this was pretty good, but my opinion doesn't really count here because I came into this with LOW expectations. But I liked it, it showed the true horror of the circus back then and I thought Reese Witherspoon and Robert Patterson did good jobs. The elephant was adorable and deadly (the ending shows why) and it was just a great transition from book to movie, like the Lincoln Lawyer, which was one of THE BEST books I've ever read. Problems? Yeah there was one, which was the guy who played August (the ringmaster) had such a THICK accent, go watch the movie, and then compare it to Tommy Wiseau's. But yeah pretty good film

7/10

2.Madea's Big Happy Family

Madea movies get worse and worse every time they come around, just take last year's I Can Do Bad All by Myself, which wasn't funny and made no sense. This entry was one of the more decent ones, where it had more than 10 minutes of Madea, was funny, and didn't have that bad of a script. So the story is that Mama has cancer again, she wants to tell everyone over dinner, but everyone is having their own TP diva moments, until Madea sets them straight, and then Mama dies, the end? Nah, but it saved you the hour of shoot and miss writing.

5/10

3.The Switch

REALLY? Another one of these cute little romantic comedies with B-List celebs? Yeah well at least there was some originality because it wasn't like teen pregnancy or accidental sex, Jason Bateman just gets high and spills some white stuff, so a couple years later, JASON HAS A SON! Add the kid from the Nanny Diaries and you get a decent romance movie, I exclude comedy because it just wasn't funny, it was just cute!

6/10

GAMES

1.Heavenly Sword

I've had this game ever since it came out, and I never really touched it. Now that I have, I love it! It was one of the GREATEST GAMES ON THE PS3! You say that it's a God of War clone, I say yep! But what is wrong with that? It actually had some epic parts, and it actually used Sony's Sixaxis RIGHT, with the aftertouch effect, which is like say, you throw a sword, hold down square and you can control the direction it goes. You say it has no original parts, I say, you try shooting a crossbow, while hanging upside down, while there are guards shooting at you! You also try to attack the game with, it has a crappy script, I say, LIES! This is the second best game story that I have played, right behind the Dead Space series. About half the game is cutscenes, and not to mention, I believed everything in here could've happened in real life! They said that Kai was scared of the tranny chasing her, I said, I am too! I actually felt like crying when SPOILER! Oops, sorry. Well yeah, Heavenly Sword is great, you guys HAVE TO GET IT. Any issues? Yeah I don't need to hear all of the bad guy's sex puns, and that Roach came outta his wife, who is also a snake/fish lady, that's what we call in the hood a DAAAAMMMMMNNNNN!!!!

9/10

Alright, my big announcement, I am done with reviewing games, instead, I'll do adventures! This means I'll cover maybe a whole series in ONE blog! This means I can do Perfect Dark, Mass Effect, etc. I'll also have some events planned after a couple adventures. I've tried this before, I could just never get the games done in a specific time slot, since I'll try to do one every week. I've found the time to do these, so get ready, the first one is next week!

HINT-A gangster game most people hated when compared to GTA4