hi there
this puns will probably haunt you for the rest of your days

Pun #1

two weevils lived in a field. The first went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The second stayed ahome and never amounted to much.
He became known as the lesser of two weevils.

Pun #2

Two inuit were fishing in their boat. they got cold and lit a fire and their boat sank.
This proves you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Pun #3

A man sent in ten puns to a local contest hoping to win.
unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

The last pun #4

some monks decided to earn some money and opened a flower shop. Everyone wanted to buy flowers from "men of god" so the local flowershop couldn't compete. The owner asked them to close, but they refused. He begged and they still refused. So he hired a man named Hugh to go rough them up. He threatened to beat them up unless they closed and they did.
(get ready)
thus proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

GROAN

And remember, stay away fom Bran Muffins.