here is the latest and greatest in insanity!

When a clerk asks if they could help you, begin crying and scream,'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

When an announcement cames over the loud speaker, assume a fetal positionand scream 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

Try these for a free trip to a padded cell.